When you should stop dating
Because dating is hard, and with the festive season approaching you might be tempted to reach out to all sorts of toxic people. Red flags include: acting indifferently, refusing to make room in their life for you, being kind of rude, or doing odd or unexplained behaviours at you. I don’t know if you’ll be together when the inevitable robot war begins and you’ll get evaporated by lasers together. But also maybe they’re the worst and they’re gonna hurt your feelings and steal your VCR. Stop dating all the exact same person what are just dressed up in slightly different skin bags. So buckle up, celebrate your singularity and make the best of it.
If you’re someone who loves reading even very stupid words, well then hell, you really must read this. So here’s how to stop making terrible dating mistakes. I don’t know if you’ll get married and buy a Fiat Punto. It’s just easy to forget that when it’s been 109 days since you last had sex and you did an audible moan this morning when the bus driver brushed your hand giving you your change.
You should never be made to feel secondary in a relationship, especially if you’re after true love. However, a guy who seems married to his guitar or to his drum set or to his band wouldn’t make for a good boyfriend.